It’s Jedwednesday! 18/05
May 18, 2011 Leave a comment
Here’s a new recurring segment I am going to call Jedwednesdays where I present the past weeks best tweets from the best band in history; Jedward. For those unfortunate enough to have missed their Twitter feed, it is a glorious amalgamation of dadaistic poetry and childlike exuberance. So for the first time ever, let’s dissect the past week through the eyes of Jedward.
Aww, isn’t that a nice start? We love you too, guys.
I admire the energy here, which seems to be these guys’ standard setting. I’m surprised they can even get to sleep at night without running in place like a pair of dreaming dogs. And what’s up? Since we took your advice to not pee, the answer is urinary tract infection.
There’s a lot of jumping in these boys’ weird lives, but this one caught my eyes since I’m not entirely sure they know what a polaroid picture is.
See, that’s exactly why I don’t go to the gym either. Those damn ladies and their primal competitive instincts.
That’s a pretty impressive plot twist for a 140 character tweet. I thought I knew all there was to know about teddy bears until they hit me with that sneakers bomb. Where can I get some?
Exhibit A for why there needs to be a Jedward photo book made by Taschen right away.
I stopped reading this tweet five characters from the end because it made too much sense.
Seinfeld couldn’t have done it better.
Jedward is all about the duality between one’s primal desires and external stigmas. And toast.
Say this quickly and it starts to sound like Lady Gaga lyrics.
Again with the Urine Policing.
I don’t even
I’m embroidering this on a pillow right now.
Not everyone can hold it in forever, guys.
As you have evidently found out for yourselves.
And in the “dessert” we’ll leave our heroes until next week. Stay tuned for more Jedwednesdays!